The Australian

I was being the good and loyal friend who was appropriately keeping her distance so that her girlfriend could have her much-needed fun and enjoy the company of these dreamy, foreign lifeguards, visiting the States and on a roadtrip of sorts (so very Aussie). She took to the creative one who knew American pop culture as well as she did, which left the striking dark-haired, blue-eyed beauty with the tanned, warm skin to me and waiting to have an American experience. I had to oblige.

The end.